“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult” – Rita Rudner
Maybe now I can get a cameo on the History Channel.
I’m an Olympic channel surfer, a skill honed by years of insomnia. I wouldn’t mind a relative inability to sleep soundly if I could be productive, but when it’s three o’clock in the morning, and the carnival has once again erupted inside my head, the only thing to do, should I wish to have a small existential footprint and avoid waking the wife and kids, is mindlessly consume the numbing pabulum graciously provided by modern media, from cable television to Twitter. Luckily, this is highly conducive to reinforcing my interest in cataloging strange phenomena, since we tend to relegate our monsters and mysteries to the wee hours of the dawn. You certainly don’t want your anomalies loitering about after the sun has…
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